#063
Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Oil surges on Iran uncertainty. Tech stocks slide. Phillies drop 14 on Washington.

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The Lead
Portugal 5–0 Uzbekistan
World Cup
The Rundown

Tech got hammered — QQQ down 4.1% this week as mega-cap AI plays take the hit. Portugal 5–0 Uzbekistan.

The Rundown

Sports

The Lead
365dm
THE GUYTALK READ. World Cup

Portugal 5–0 Uzbekistan

What happened
Cristiano Ronaldo scored twice as Portugal demolished Uzbekistan 5–0, with Nuno Mendes, Abduvohid Nematov, and Rafael Leão also finding the net.
Why it matters
Portugal needed a dominant performance after faltering earlier in the campaign, and this blowout signals they're back to form. England, meanwhile, stumbled to a 0–0 draw with Ghana under Thomas Tuchel, raising questions about whether the new manager's approach is too rigid for a tournament built on creativity.
The GuyTalk Read
Ronaldo's double shows he still delivers when it matters most—two goals in 33 minutes is the kind of clinical finishing that wins tournaments. The broader story is England's stalling out. Tuchel's well-organized setup got a point, but Ghana didn't break a sweat, and that's alarming when you're supposed to be contenders. Colombia scraped past Congo DR 1–0 on a late Daniel Muñoz goal, and Croatia beat Panama 1–0—the kind of gritty wins that pile up in group stages but leave zero margin for error down the road.
What to know
  • Cristiano Ronaldo scored in the 6th and 39th minutes against Uzbekistan
  • England drew 0–0 with Ghana under Thomas Tuchel
  • Portugal's other scorers: Nuno Mendes (17'), Abduvohid Nematov (60'), Rafael Leão (87')
What to say
"Ronaldo's got two in 33 minutes, which means Portugal is rolling—but England couldn't break Ghana down, and that's the kind of thing that gets you knocked out early."
Players to know
Golf
Golfchannel
THE GUYTALK READ. Golf

Travelers Championship — this week

Course
TPC River Highlands, Cromwell, Connecticut
What happened
The Travelers Championship tees off this week at TPC River Highlands in Cromwell, Connecticut.
Why it matters
River Highlands is a short, quirky course where accuracy and course management beat raw distance—it's one of the few PGA Tour stops where a grinder can outplay a bomber if he reads the greens right. This week's field shapes up as wide-open after the recent majors.
The GuyTalk Read
TPC River Highlands forces you to think on every shot. The rough is punishing, the fairways demand precision, and scoring depends on not making mistakes rather than making birdies. Guys who trust their short game and can lag putt will separate themselves. This is where a player can sneak in and steal a tournament because nobody's paying attention—the narrative is still wrapped up in majors and the Open Championship next month.
What to know
  • TPC River Highlands is 6,835 yards, one of the shortest on the PGA Tour
  • The course plays par 70 with tight fairways and elevated greens
  • Recent majors have just wrapped, leaving the field wide open
What to say
"The Travelers is the kind of course where you can't just bomb it and hope—it's all precision and course management, which is why a guy who's hungry but not in the headlines could win this thing."
THE GUYTALK READ. F1

Lenovo Austrian Grand Prix — this weekend

When
6/28 - 9:00 AM EDT
What happened
The Lenovo Austrian Grand Prix is set for this weekend at the Red Bull Ring in Spielberg.
Why it matters
The Red Bull Ring is Red Bull's home track—flat out, no corners, just acceleration and slipstreaming. It's Max Verstappen's playground, and whoever sets up for high speed and DRS trains will have the edge.
The GuyTalk Read
Spielberg separates the field fast. The short lap means qualifying is brutal because track position on a low-downforce circuit is everything. DRS trains form early, and if you're stuck behind someone, you're stuck. Red Bull has owned this track for years because they understand how to tune for raw pace on a fast circuit. Watch the second practice session—that's when teams show their real pace.
What to know
  • Red Bull Ring is 4.318 km with nine turns, one of the shortest circuits on the F1 calendar
  • High-speed racing and DRS trains make position critical at Spielberg
  • The circuit favors teams with strong top-speed advantage
What to say
"The Red Bull Ring is basically a straightaway with a few turns—if you've got engine power and top speed, you're winning on Sunday, which is why Red Bull has made this their second home."
Players to know
Tennis
Tntsports
THE GUYTALK READ. Tennis

Tom Gentzsch at Wimbledon

What happened
Paul Jubb defeated Pierre-Hugues Herbert, Mackenzie McDonald beat Felipe Meligeni Alves, and Tom Gentzsch topped Zdenek Kolar in Wimbledon qualifying.
Why it matters
Qualifying rounds at Wimbledon matter because they're where hungry players desperate to break through can announce themselves—Gentzsch's win keeps him alive in the chase for a main draw spot at the sport's most prestigious event.
The GuyTalk Read
Wimbledon qualifying is brutal because grass is unforgiving and grass players are rare. Guys who come up through clay and hard courts suddenly have to adjust their entire game in three days. Gentzsch beat Kolar, which is respectable, but he's still grinding through qualifying—he needs two more wins to make the main draw. McDonald's result matters more because he's ranked higher and should cruise through qualifying, which he did.
What to know
  • Tom Gentzsch defeated Zdenek Kolar in qualifying
  • Paul Jubb advanced by beating Pierre-Hugues Herbert
  • Mackenzie McDonald's win came against Felipe Meligeni Alves
What to say
"Wimbledon qualifying is where you see the hunger—these guys know one bad match and they're done, so the intensity is different than the main draw."
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Markets

Tech stocks got hit hard this week with QQQ down 4.1%, signaling a rotation out of the AI-driven rally that has powered much of the year.

Last close
Tuesday, June 23 · U.S. markets open 9:30 AM ET
S&P 500
7,365
-1.4%
Dow
51,667
-0.1%
Nasdaq
25,587
-2.2%
Russell 2000
2,975
-1.0%
10Y Treasury
4.49%
+0.7%
Top Gainers
JNJ $239.08 +3.4%
WMT $119.42 +1.9%
MSFT $373.94 +1.8%
ADBE $197.43 +1.3%
Top Losers
INTC $132.28 -6.1%
TSLA $381.61 -5.8%
AMD $519.85 -5.8%
NVDA $200.04 -4.1%
Most Active
NVDA $200.04 -4.1%
INTC $132.28 -6.1%
F $14.00 -0.8%
BTC $62334.01 -0.5%

Culture

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Napper Pro (iOS) — the 20-minute nap timer that actually wakes you up.

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Sharp Take

Office Take

Tech stocks are down 4–6% this week across the board — Nvidia, AMD, Tesla all sliding — and the market is essentially asking whether the AI spending boom actually shows up in earnings or just in capex promises.

Drop this at work.
Bar Argument

The Phillies scoring 14 runs against Washington is nice, but until they do it against a team with a real rotation, nobody should be calling them a World Series threat yet.

Start a fight with this one.
Final Sharp Take

The Phillies just dropped 14 on Washington in a game that was never really close. That is not variance — that is a lineup that has figured out how to hit, and every team left on their schedule knows it is coming.

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