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Friday · May 16, 2026
ISSUE #047
Three things you missed.
Markets ripped, the East finals are locked in, and one CEO tweet is running every group chat. Let's go.
Markets
Nvidia rips past $4T as AI spend keeps climbing
Capex guidance from MSFT, GOOG, and META all up sharply. Nvidia's still the only one selling shovels — and it shows.
Sports
Lakers collapse. Celtics roll. East finals locked.
LeBron dropped 38 and it wasn't enough. Tatum went for 42 on 14 shots. The East is over. The West is a coin flip.
Culture
The one tweet everyone's arguing about today
A 14-second clip, a podcast take, and one CEO tweet. Here's what's actually going on and why your group chat won't shut up.
Why we're building this

A note from the founder.

 

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Jake Williams
Founder · GuyTalk

I was spending two hours a day scrolling — and somehow still felt like I was behind. ESPN had garbage takes. Morning Brew talked finance like I was a banker. Twitter was a war zone. Nothing was made for me.

GuyTalk is the brief I wanted: sports, markets, and culture, written sharp, kept short, with a real point of view. Built for guys who want to walk into the day informed — not exhausted.

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