Tech stocks got hammered on Microsoft's -4.2% crater, but Apple bounced +2.9% and Tesla jumped +1.9%, suggesting investors are rotating out of software and into hardware and EVs rather than hitting the eject button.
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Tech stocks got hammered on Microsoft's -4.2% crater, but Apple bounced +2.9% and Tesla jumped +1.9%, suggesting investors are rotating out of software and into hardware and EVs rather than hitting the eject button.
- Why it matters: Your 401k's tech weighting just shifted if you hold a broad index fund—MSFT's drop hit the Magnificent Seven hard, so check whether your target-date fund is overexposed to single names.
- Watch for: Watch for earnings revisions next week as analysts digest Microsoft's miss and decide if it's a one-off or a sign the AI spending cycle is disappointing; any guidance cut from the cloud providers (Thursday-Friday) matters.
- What to bring up: Microsoft down 4.2% while Apple climbed 2.9% on the same day tells you the market's not just selling tech—it's picking winners and losers within it, which almost never happens during a real sector panic.
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